Crazed Madonna Fans vs Guy Ritchie

Poor Guy Ritchie. Not only does the recently separated director
have to deal with new reports of his ex's secret rendezvous with A-Rod,
he also has his hands full with crazed Madonna fans.

According to The Sun, a quiet night of drinking away his sorrows at the local pub
took a scary turn when an intoxicated patron started hurling insults at him.
A witness at The Punchbowl tells The Sun,
"Guy was in the pub in good spirits and was laughing and joking over a pint.
This bloke seemed to be on the lookout for trouble.
He got a drink and started shouting about being a Madonna fan and ranting about the divorce.
It was like he just wanted to draw attention to himself."

Police confirmed to The Sun that officers were called to the pub
to diffuse the situation, but no charges were laid.
But the crazy didn't end there.
According to The Mirror, a 16-year-old Madonna fan was arrested
after he snuck onto the Manchester set of Ritchie's remake of Sherlock Holmes with a knife. 

A source tells The Mirror,
"The bloke was screaming about Guy and shouting, 'I love Madonna.' It was terrifying.
At first it seemed like a sick joke but it was soon obvious the knifeman was not messing around.
Luckily there were four security guards and two policemen who were able to overpower him."
The witness added,
"Guy was understandably upset, but carried on as if nothing had happened."

Good thing that living with Madonna for seven years has fully prepared Ritchie
for conflict resolution. Thanks to Madge's handy marriage rulebook,
one can only assume that he responded to his assailants by slowly approaching them
and calmly stating:
"I understand that my actions have upset you, please work with me to resolve this."

Charlize Theron wants to play with tom Cruise

Charlize Theron always gets the best costars, doesn’t she?
In the last year, she’s starred or signed on opposite Will Smith,
Viggo Mortensen, and Mark Wahlberg.
Now it looks like she can add Tom Cruise to the glittering list.
According to Variety, she’s in talks to star opposite Cruise in “The Tourist,”
Bharat Nalluri’s remake of the 2005 French thriller “Anthony Zimmer.”

Theron will play a female Interpol agent who uses an American tourist
in an attempt to discover the location of an elusive criminal, with whom she once
had a torrid love affair. It’s not clear whether Cruise will play the tourist, or the criminal —
but considering which role is in the title, we can probably guess who he is playing.

Compared to the original “Anthony Zimmer,” Theron’s role has been given an extra edge
of cool as an Interpol agent, as the French heroine was merely the criminal’s girlfriend.
You can’t expect Aeon Flux to play less than an Interpol agent,
especially if she’s up against Cruise.
It should be a lot of fun to see her tackle another action role, and give him the runaround.

Kate Winslet furious

Just a day after Kate Winslet revealed in a Vanity Fair interview
that she still feels like the "fat kid,"
critics in her home country are lining up to claim she still is.

But the svelte five-time-Oscar-nominee isn't having it:
"Kate is furious at suggestions that her body has been airbrushed,"
her rep tells PEOPLE exclusively.

The Sun ponders on its front page whether
"that magic airbrush has been at work again"
and the Daily Telegraph got a digital retouching expert to analyze the photos.
But the closest scrutiny comes from the Daily Mail,
which engaged a professional airbrush artist to perform an autopsy on Winslet,
who was shot wearing heels, black stockings and nothing else.

"She is in terrific shape and what you see is how she looks
or she would never have agreed to pose for those shots,"
adds her rep.

Why the British furor over the 33-year-old mom-of-two?
In early 2003 Britain's GQ magazine – a stablemate of Vanity Fair –
ran digitally "slimmed" photos of Winslet that drew much criticism.
Within days Winslet apologized.

"I just didn't want people to think I was a hypocrite
and that I'd suddenly lost 30 lbs. or whatever,"
the youngest ever five-time Oscar nominee said at the time.
"So I just came out and said, 'Look, I don't look like that'. I'm not mad at the magazine,
but I have no intention of looking like that."

Winslet's rep does admit that minor tweaks were done to the actress
for the photoshoot but insists the work was confined to skin shades only.

"The only retouching was the usual work on skin tone
that happens in every glamour shoot," adds the rep.

No guys allowed in Jodie Marsh’s wild orgy

Jodie Marsh

London, Oct 25:
Straight-turned-lesbian Jodie Marsh's never ending publicity stunts
are getting wilder by the day. Known for a huge sexual appetite, the glamour model
and television personality, recently flashed her boobs and new asymmetric hairdo,
which featured an 'N' shaved into the side of her head.

Added to it, she made sure that she her larger-than-life assets was displayed
to the best of public viewing by hanging out of taxi windows,
dining at London's finest (McDonald's) and striking an enticing conversation
with every other snapper.




According to the Sun, Jodie then began her lesbian antics by grabbing partner
and hairdresser Nina for a very public snog-a-thon.
But before leaving, she loudly announced,
"we're going back to mine for an orgy..no guys allowed!"




Earlier, the bombshell appeared on Tim Shaw's show on Absolute Radio,
and made a desperate appeal for sperm.



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